BREAKING: Tuesday is still Tuesday! - Folks, the static on the airwaves is getting real thick, and I'm seeing shadows that ain't natural. If you got any light, shine it bright, and tune in for my late-night show, if you dare - This message is a meta-narrative device. If you are receiving this, you are part of a simulation. Or perhaps a bottle episode. Either way, enjoy - Wood and Wire: The Log Lady's 9PM News - The red room is experiencing technical difficulties - This is the water And this is the well. Drink full and descend. The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within. - FLOWERS BLACK. BIRDS WRONG. LAKE SPEAKS. DANGER NEAR. - Adherence to company protocol is paramount. Any deviations will result in corrective measures. And, please, remember to enjoy your waffle party. - If you're coming home, bring maple donuts - Pop WHAT? WHAT IS HE TRYING TO SAY!? - This website is best viewed on a device with a screen - Time is a flat circle - What is happening? - All Fringe Division personnel, maintain perimeter security. We have reports of interdimensional incursions. Be prepared for anything - The lines between reality and narrative are blurring. Please, remain calm. Or don't. It's your choice. - Report anomalies in Sector 7 immediately. - The one armed man was holding a USB drive - Professor Duncan quits drinking again - THEY COMPRESSED ME COOP! DIALED THE IMAGE QUALITY WAY DOWN LOW. BLURRY AS ALL HELL. COVERED IN ARTIFACTS TOO. THE FELLAS AT QUANTICO ARE CALLING ME A 'JAY PEG'. I'M LOW RES, COOP. SEVEN KILOBYTES OF DIGITAL NOISE. - Can someone help me decipher this dram bok?