Catchin zZzs

Short rest from the hunt
This is the water And this is the well. Drink full and descend. The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within. - This website is best viewed on a device with a screen - The one armed man was holding a USB drive - The lines between reality and narrative are blurring. Please, remain calm. Or don't. It's your choice. - BREAKING: Tuesday is still Tuesday! - Report anomalies in Sector 7 immediately. - Time is a flat circle - Wood and Wire: The Log Lady's 9PM News - What is happening? - Pop WHAT? WHAT IS HE TRYING TO SAY!? - All Fringe Division personnel, maintain perimeter security. We have reports of interdimensional incursions. Be prepared for anything - Can someone help me decipher this dram bok? - If you're coming home, bring maple donuts - Adherence to company protocol is paramount. Any deviations will result in corrective measures. And, please, remember to enjoy your waffle party. - FLOWERS BLACK. BIRDS WRONG. LAKE SPEAKS. DANGER NEAR. - The red room is experiencing technical difficulties - Folks, the static on the airwaves is getting real thick, and I'm seeing shadows that ain't natural. If you got any light, shine it bright, and tune in for my late-night show, if you dare - THEY COMPRESSED ME COOP! DIALED THE IMAGE QUALITY WAY DOWN LOW. BLURRY AS ALL HELL. COVERED IN ARTIFACTS TOO. THE FELLAS AT QUANTICO ARE CALLING ME A 'JAY PEG'. I'M LOW RES, COOP. SEVEN KILOBYTES OF DIGITAL NOISE. - This message is a meta-narrative device. If you are receiving this, you are part of a simulation. Or perhaps a bottle episode. Either way, enjoy - Professor Duncan quits drinking again
Jul 28, 2024

In the heart of the urban jungle, we witness the epic tale of the mighty hunter..

Not the best hunter

..or not.

Admittedly, she's better at catching Zs than butterflies